ALL I REALLY
NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN


All I really need to know about how to live and
what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not
at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sand
pile at school.
These are the things I learned:
- Share everything.
- Play fair.
- Don't hit people.
- Put things back where you found them.
- Clean up your own mess.
- Don't take things that aren't yours.
- Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
- Wash your hands before you eat.
- Flush.
- Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.
- Live a balanced life - learn some and think
some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work
every day some.
- Take a nap every afternoon.
- When you go out in the world, watch out for
traffic, hold hands and stick together.
- Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed
in the Styrofoam cup: the roots go down and the plant goes up
and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.
- Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even
the little seed in the Styrofoam cup - they all die. So do we.
- And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and
the first word you learned - the biggest word of all - LOOK.
Everything you need to know is in there somewhere.
The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics
and equality and sane living.
Take any one of those items and extrapolate it
into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or
your work or government or your world and it holds true and clear
and firm. Think what a better world it would be if we all - the
whole world - had cookies and milk at about 3 o'clock in the
afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all
governments had as a basic policy to always put things back where
they found them and to clean up their own mess.
And it is still true, no matter how old you are,
when you go out in the world, it is best to hold hands and stick
together.